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My name is Esther and I live in Queensland Australia, studying business management, creative writing, psychology and how to pick too many majors.

“Oy, Potter!”

“What now?” he muttered wearily, turning to face Angelina Johnson, who looked as though she was in a towering temper.

“I’ll tell you what now,” she said, marching straight up to him and poking him hard in the chest with her finger. “How come you’ve landed yourself in detention for five o’clock on Friday?”

“What?” said Harry. “Why… oh yeah, Keeper tryouts!”

Now he remembers!” snarled Angelina. “Didn’t I tell you I wanted to do a tryout with the whole team, and find someone who fitted in with everyone! Didn’t I tell you I’d booked the Quidditch pitch specially? And now you’ve decided you’re not going to be there!”

“I didn’t decide not to be there!” said Harry, stun g by the injustice of these words. “I got detention from that Umbridge woman, just because I told her the truth about You-Know-Who.”

“Well, you can just go straight to her and ask her to let you off on Friday,” said Angelina fiercely, “and I don’t care how you do it. Tell her You-Know-Who’s a figment of your imagination if you like, just make sure you’re there!”

She turned on her heel and stormed away.

  #lmao    #sassy snarky harry is my fave    #HP    #Harry Potter    #OotP    #Angelina Johnson    #Quidditch  

Leverage Quote of the Day - April 19, 2012 #2

Victor Dubenich: You didn't kill the man who let your son die.
Nate: [lowers the gun] My son would be ashamed of me if I turned into a killer.
Victor Dubenich: Yes...right.
Nate: [lifts the gun again] My father, on the other hand, would buy me an ice cream.
The Last Dam Job - S4Ep18
  #lolz    #this was a great finale    #Leverage    #Nate Ford    #IYS Insurance    #Victor Dubenich  
millenniumfalconteahouse:

doodlebug-debz:

Seven children and seven Horcruxes
The seven characters each having one of the seven Horcruxes. Draco with the ring, Ron with the locket, Hermione with the cup, Harry himself, Neville and Nagini, Ginny and the diary and Luna with the diadem.

THIS IS BLOODY BRILLIANT

millenniumfalconteahouse:

doodlebug-debz:

Seven children and seven Horcruxes

The seven characters each having one of the seven Horcruxes. Draco with the ring, Ron with the locket, Hermione with the cup, Harry himself, Neville and Nagini, Ginny and the diary and Luna with the diadem.

THIS IS BLOODY BRILLIANT

  #OHHHHHH    #i love it!!!!    #HP    #Harry Potter    #Horcrux    #Horcruxes    #Draco Malfoy    #Ron Weasley    #Hermione Granger    #Neville Longbottom    #Luna Lovegood  

theartofanimation:

Cyril Rolando

  #sjdhfsjdfhsjfhs    #art    #illustration    #digital art    #Cyril Rolando    #penmanship  
viria:

you never know when the desire to draw Luna Lovegood is gonna hit you… but it’s useless to fight it.

viria:

you never know when the desire to draw Luna Lovegood is gonna hit you… but it’s useless to fight it.

  #you fabulous little woodland fairy you    #Luna Lovegood    #HP    #Harry Potter    #Loony Lovegood    #ch: you're just as sane as i am  

larissafae:

carryonmywaywardstirrup:

endmerit:

Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.

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  #lmao    #when DW was everything and made me laugh (cackle) and cry (sob) in equal measure    #DW    #Doctor Who    #Cybermen    #Daleks  

pocketpadfoot:

One time when Sirius was helping out with Mrs. Potter’s baking she asked him to stir the batter and he replied with a “sure, Mom” and almost dropped the bowl as he realised what he said. But then James sneaked up behind him to try and stick his finger in the batter and Mrs. Potter slapped at his hand and complained about her messy sons, and Sirius just beamed

  #hELP    #I've fallen and I can't get up    #HP    #Harry Potter    #Sirius Black    #James Potter    #Marauders    #Marauders era    #ch: padfoot    #ch: prongs  

semianonymity:

I think the next fandom trend should be combining stock AUs. Imagine!:

  • Cops AU plus Hogwarts AU equals Wizard Buddy Cops, subtext, and as many wand jokes as you can make
  • A high school AU, only it’s high school in the future featuring space station hijinks and/or alien…
  #God yes!    #That prohibition/fairies one sounds fucking awesome    #Writing    #Creative Writing    #Fanfic    #Fanfiction    #AU    #AUs    #penmanship    #queue or queue not there is no try  
beeinherbonnet:

“The probability of separate worlds meeting is very small. The lure of it is immense. We send starships. We fall in love.”  
- Jeanette Winterson

beeinherbonnet:

“The probability of separate worlds meeting is very small. The lure of it is immense. We send starships. We fall in love.”  

- Jeanette Winterson

  #Jeanette Winterson    #beautiful    #quote    #quotes    #art    #love    #secrets and soliloquies    #queue or queue not there is no try  

New from J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore’s Army Reunites At Quidditch World Cup Final

  #Bless you JK bless you    #HP    #Harry Potter    #HP next gen    #DA    #Dumbledore's Army    #Rita Skeeter    #bitchy as always    #Quidditch    #Quidditch World Cup    #queue or queue not there is no try