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Procrastination Nation

My name is Esther and I live in Queensland Australia, studying business management, creative writing, psychology and how to pick too many majors.
itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

  #bahaha this is fantastic    #the great minds of tumblr at work once again    #writing    #creative writing    #writing prompts    #writing ideas    #penmanship    #queue or queue not there is no try  
  #lolololololol    #Hamlet    #Shakespeare    #funnies    #parody    #queue or queue not there is no try  
All night I stretched my arms across
him, rivers of blood, the dark woods, singing
with all my skin and bone, ‘Please keep him safe.
Let him lay his head on my chest and we will be
like sailors, swimming in the sound of it, dashed
to pieces.’ Makes a cathedral, him pressing against
me, his lips at my neck, and yes, I do believe
his mouth is heaven, his kisses falling over me like stars.
Richard Siken (via petrichour)
  #oh my goodness this is stunning and beautiful and so achingly sharp    #poem    #poetry    #richard siken    #things that make me stop and stare    #secrets and soliloquies    #queue or queue not there is no try  

"We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends."

  #OMFGOMFGOMFG    #this is like the most perfectest thing everrrr    #why can't real life be this awesome and badass?    #hettienne park OMGGGGG    #DW    #Doctor Who    #the doctor    #fancast    #dreamcast    #the-most-wonderful-most-perfect-ever-cast    #ch: the oncoming storm    #queue or queue not there is no try  
  #hello yes i would like ten of each please    #cool things    #wine    #alcohol for ts    #wine bottles    #clever    #queue or queue not there is no try  

jeanpaulfarte:

in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that?

i want a story where humans encounter an alien who frustrates them because they don’t know enough to tell them anything concrete

like humans will ask “tell us about politics in your planet!” and the alien’s all “uh… hold on it’s been a while since i took gov. um….”

"what sorts of plants grow on your planet?"

"i dunno i grew up in the suburbs. they’re like… purple? idk what you want me to say"

"tell us about the culture on your planet!"

"do you have any idea how many fucking countries are back home, i don’t even know where to begin"

"your planet is obviously much more scientifically and technologically advanced than ours. is it possible for you to enlighten us on certain matters concerning space travel, or would that be a form of interference you must avoid?"

"naw it’s cool, it’s just that, um, i’m a philosophy major"

  #yesyesYES    #essentially what would happen if you and eight of your friends visited an alien culture and were questioned on earth    #alien    #aliens    #sci-fi    #science fiction    #writing    #creative writing    #spec fic    #penmanship    #queue or queue not there is no try  
wormwoodandhoney:

girls fighting evil: the queen hidden amongst us
(she was sent away from the royal world, hiding her from the demons searching for her crown. she settles among us, learning to drink bad coffee and typing at a cheap computer. she keeps an eye on us, when you are not aware. she holds the door for you when your arms are full, she pays the toll for everyone behind her, she decapitates the demons at night. she is our queen, and she is here to protect us.)

wormwoodandhoney:

girls fighting evil: the queen hidden amongst us

(she was sent away from the royal world, hiding her from the demons searching for her crown. she settles among us, learning to drink bad coffee and typing at a cheap computer. she keeps an eye on us, when you are not aware. she holds the door for you when your arms are full, she pays the toll for everyone behind her, she decapitates the demons at night. she is our queen, and she is here to protect us.)

  #ooh I love it!    #badass ladies    #fantasy    #apocalypse    #dystopia    #horror    #demons    #monsters    #penmanship    #queue or queue not there is no try  
  #bahahaha oh will    #I love the new slightly more murdery you    #Hannibal    #NBC Hannibal    #Will Graham    #Jack Crawford    #ch: pure empathy    #ch: the guru  

This was the close. This was the moment. He pressed the golden metal to his lips and whispered, ‘I am about to die.’

  #RUDE    #never over this series    #HP    #Harry Potter    #J.K. Rowling  

simplypotterheads:

In honour of reaching 30,000 followers, SPH is hosting a small giveaway as our way of saying “thank you” for keeping the spirit of Harry alive with us this past year. From now until May 1st, anyone who reblogs this post will be entered to win the Potter wand of their choice from noblecollection.com (excluding sets, illuminating wands, and Bellatrix’s wand that comes with the display). We will ship anywhere in the world, to anyone in the world. All we ask is if you’re under 18, please have parent permission to enter; we don’t want to be the center of any uncomfortable living room lecture that could arise if you don’t. 

There aren’t any real rules except reblogs only, likes don’t count, and we’d definitely prefer you were following us to enter, as this is a follower appreciation thing (and I promise this isn’t a ploy for more followers. 1.) We have thousands of followers, who we appreciate very much and would never take advantage of and 2.) People actually receive their prizes from our giveaways. We refuse to be one of those blogs).

If you have any questions, please send them off of anon so we can ensure you get your answer. :)

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